whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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