i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
