Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Will you blow on my dice?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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