I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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