I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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