We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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