at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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