It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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