she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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