There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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