so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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