I'd wear matching sweaters with you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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