me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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