Me. At least after what I've been through.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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