well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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