I smell stomach acid.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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