so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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