I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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