can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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