Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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