I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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