Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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