please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
