Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
