i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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