I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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