I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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