That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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