Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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