It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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