it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
it glows. i had to have it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize