Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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