about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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