I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
