Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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