I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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