WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
