I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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