You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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