Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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