you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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