I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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