Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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