I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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