just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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