So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
vagina is talking i cant
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize