What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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