We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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