Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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