If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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