Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
another moral hangover. fuck.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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