We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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