Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
